I am often asked to explain my distaste for RISC-V and I often find myself explaining it piecewise. The reactions are often of the form "you just do not understand the brilliance of it all", which is, of course, no argument at all. After being asked for the Nth time to explain, I decided to put it all down in one place so that I could simply link to it when asked next. Plus, if anyone wishes, then, to form a coherent counter-argument, they could refer to my points clearly and in detail by having this text as a reference. All opinions stated here are mine and do not represent the views of my employer, any deity, or my landlord. My cats concurred in part and dissented in part and will publish their opinion later.
The first and simplest-to-grasp issue is that one cannot be best for all use cases. RISC-V fans would have you believe that RISC-V will soon own all supercomputers, while also owning all the tiny microcontroller use cases, and all things in between. This is impossible, and would be equally impossible for any ISA. Simply put, the things a high-end CPU needs are diametrically opposed to the things a small cost-saving microcontroller core needs. The design choices are not merely microarchitectural, but actually (and necessarily) impact the CPU architecture itself. For what it is worth, I am 100% sure that RISC-V will own the cheap-as-dirt single-use microcontroller space eventually. Not due to its ISA design, but despite it. It will take this role from 8051 by being an…
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